covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
He dared you to draw a map of the USA on your wall in mustard. You drew something that vaguely resembled a velociraptor eating Oklahoma, got embarrassed because you forgot how to spell America, then hid out in the coat closet until everybody left.
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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