I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
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