I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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