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(603): View more from New Hampshire

he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.

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(248): View more from Michigan

Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...

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(647): View more from Ontario

Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night

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(480): View more from Arizona

we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had

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(253): View more from Washington

I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.

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(703): View more from Virginia

They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.

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(931): View more from Tennessee

On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!

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(817): View more from Texas

I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"

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(720): View more from Colorado

We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.

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