just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
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