did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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