So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
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