Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
I am unfriending an ex-one night stand because his profile picture is of his wife's ultrasound.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
Elaborate
Strip Mario-Kart
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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