So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
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