I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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