So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
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