The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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