sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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