so that wasnt chicken after all
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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