it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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