Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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