a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
Success! We fucked roommates!
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