As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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