i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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