Who would have guessed that ordering a vodka lemonade at Roscoe's was code for I want a hand job
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
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