Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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