Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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