i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
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