You're my little dorito
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
I woke up under a house in Key West
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