if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
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