Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
The police scanner is talking about you again....
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
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