Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
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