The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
A 'Bear Fight' is a car bomb followed by a Jaeger bomb. Fuckface and I do those on slow days. Tonight, we did a 'Polar Bear on Fire'. Fireball, a bear fight in the middle, and end with rumple minze.
I made friends at the beach bars tonight. Several were worried for my well being.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
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