In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
Randomize
