I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
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