I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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