What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
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