me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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