Sponge bath it is.
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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