There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
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