Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
No subtext here. People are naked.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
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