school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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