I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
just tell him i said nine months
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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