If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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