no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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