Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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