Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
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