Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
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