check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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