And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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