He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
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