Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
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