i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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