I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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