Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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