Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
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